Heavenly treats?

Jack and his dear wife Ada ped away and went to heaven.At the gates St Peter greeted them and welcomed them in .As you can see said St Peter we have many swimming pools lovely golf courses,all the trees are abundant with fruit,we have bingo,many restaurants of the highest quality and best of all everything is free.Jack turns to Ada and says it,s your fault if it wasnt for all the bran and low fat foods we could have been here years ago